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RE: Poker Jokes

Pokerdude — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:10:22 GMT

Haha, I like them, but they are a bit awkward; as some don't make me laugh.
I especially like this one:

Dog & Poker Player
Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.

It's so very true when you consider players like Hellmuth for example.

RE: Poker Jokes

carl_on_roulette — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:54:09 GMT

Here's another one:

A man walks into a butcher's shop and inquires of the butcher: "Are you a gambling man?" The butcher says "Yes", so the man said: "I bet you 50 quid that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there." The butcher says "I'm not betting on that." "But I thought you were a gambling man" the man retorts. "Yes I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high."

lol

RE: Poker Jokes

bixy — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:30:30 GMT

LOL

:P:P:P

any more?

RE: Poker Jokes

carl_on_roulette — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:52:45 GMT

"How's a casino like a woman?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back!"

Here's my favourite gambling joke:

"My husband's going to a casino in central Asia."

"Tibet?"

"Of course, why else would he go!"

Poker Jokes

Frank the Tank — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:39:35 GMT

What do you guys think about these, I found em on some site today. Bit corny but not too bad:

[b]Buy a pizza [/b]
Q: How do you get a professional poker player off of your doorstep?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

[b]Clams Casino [/b]
How's a casino like a woman?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

[b]Dog & Poker Player [/b]
Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.

[b]Floorperson and God [/b]
What's the difference between a floorperson and God?

God doesn't think he's a floorperson.

[b]Gamblers Anonymous [/b]
Rodney Dangerfield joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave him three-to-one he wouldn't make it.

[b]Gambling Husband... [/b]
"No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he's a steadywinner."

[b]Jungle Poker [/b]
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.

[b]Mind Bet [/b]
The best bet for a player to make is what is called a "Mind Bet" You stand behind the game watch the action and attempt to predict the winner. You never bet any real money you only bet in your mind. Last week a friend of mine lost his mind three times.