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What do you guys think about these, I found em on some site today. Bit corny but not too bad:
Buy a pizza
Q: How do you get a professional poker player off of your doorstep?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Clams Casino
How's a casino like a woman?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Dog & Poker Player
Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.
Floorperson and God
What's the difference between a floorperson and God?
God doesn't think he's a floorperson.
Gamblers Anonymous
Rodney Dangerfield joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave him three-to-one he wouldn't make it.
Gambling Husband...
"No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he's a steadywinner."
Jungle Poker
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.
Mind Bet
The best bet for a player to make is what is called a "Mind Bet" You stand behind the game watch the action and attempt to predict the winner. You never bet any real money you only bet in your mind. Last week a friend of mine lost his mind three times.
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Supreme Being
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"How's a casino like a woman?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back!"
Here's my favourite gambling joke: "My husband's going to a casino in central Asia."
"Tibet?"
"Of course, why else would he go!"
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Supreme Being
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| Here's another one: A man walks into a butcher's shop and inquires of the butcher: "Are you a gambling man?" The butcher says "Yes", so the man said: "I bet you 50 quid that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there." The butcher says "I'm not betting on that." "But I thought you were a gambling man" the man retorts. "Yes I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high." lol
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Forum Guru
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Haha, I like them, but they are a bit awkward; as some don't make me laugh.
I especially like this one:
Dog & Poker Player
Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.
It's so very true when you consider players like Hellmuth for example.
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